Big Zowie Wisdom


                                    

  • If no-news is good-news, you’re not checking Zowienews
  • Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don’t have film
  • Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine
  • You can never be to rich, too thin, or have too much storage space
  • In spite of the rising cost of living, it still remains popular
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing right.
  • Cemetaries blame the higher cost of burial on the rising cost of living
  • If the shoe fits, get another one just like it
  • You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
  • Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
  • No matter how long you wait to throw something out, you will need it the very next day
  • The other line always moves faster
  • Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will use it
  • Never argue with a fool. People may not know the difference
  • If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person
  • There’s always one more bug
  • Whether you believe you can, or believe you can’t, you’re always right
  • The hardest typo to find is the most obvious after the book is printed
  • Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself
  • It always works better if you plug it in
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